Here are some images of recent events . . . .
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ANZAC Day Celebrations, 2010 - Albury & Wodonga.
Beechworth Celtic Festival - Sep 09.
Corowa Federation Festival - Jan 10.
Corowa Federation Festival - Jan 11.
Once a-'pun' a time . . .
- A mans' home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
-When two egotists meet it's an I for an I.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two tired.
- What's the definition of a will? (Hint - It's a dead give away.)
- She was engaged to a chap with a wooden leg but she broke it off.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Every calendar's days are numbered
- A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours and taint mine!
- Money talks. Mine keeps saying 'Goodbye!"
- The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
- The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
- When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
- If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
- Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.’
- There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Golden Horseshoes Festival, Beechworth - Apr 11.
ANZAC Day (Albury-Wodonga) - Apr 11.
Scots 'Or The Murray (Rutherglen) - May 11.
Dementure Walk (Albury) - Sept 11.
